Yahoo just bought a brand new ceiling fan (weed dealers)

"President Obama met with students in the Oval Office who have started their own businesses. Or, as those students are known on campus, 'weed dealers.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Google is investing in an offshore wind farm project that could provide electricity to 1.9 million homes on the East Coast. And not to be outdone, Yahoo just bought a brand new ceiling fan." –Jimmy Fallon

David Letterman's "Top Ten Entries On Barack Obama's Enemies List"

10. Smug know-it-all at Apple Genius Bar

9. 'General Hospital's' Patrick for cheating on Robin with Lisa

8. Secretary who answers the phone, 'Yell-o?'

7. 'Late Show' audio technician Tom Herrmann

6. Those Chilean miners . . . You're trapped, we get it

5. Online store that still hasn't delivered his Captain Kirk chair

4. Anyone who doesn't think 'Glee' makes your spirit soar

3. Drugstores that don't carry Topol, the smoker's tooth polish

2. Late night talk show hosts who deliver lame top ten lists at his expense

1. Bastard who lost his birth certificate

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