Sources report that Michael Jackson's baby is due February 27th and it's going to be named Michael Jackson, Jr. Michael plans to be with the mother during the delivery to make up for not being there for the conception. --Norm Macdonald, SNL
Why do dogs race to the door when you when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald
Yesterday I had a picture framed. Now it's doing time upstate for armed robbery. --Norm Macdonald
The al-qaeda online magazine Inspire has a recipe for homemade bomb. They also have a recipe for a pretty damn good peach cobbler. --Norm Macdonald
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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