Don't mess with me pal. I used to eat guys like you for breakfast (They say that’s one of the worst ways to go)

Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate this week. Just before the fight Dahmer threatened, “Hey don't mess with me pal. I used to eat guys like you for breakfast.” --Norm Macdonald, SNL

Jeffrey Dahmer is going on trial and I don't like his chances. I don't like his defense at the trial. He's up on charges of murdering and cannibalizing 17 people. I don't like his defense. His defense is that they started it. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer was murdered in prison. He was broomstick raped to death. They say that’s one of the worst ways to go. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”