Rude Dude Escapes In The Nude (Once Again, Foreigners Shower Trump)

A headline in The Metro reads, “Naked Man Crashes Car Then Leads Police On Bizzare Nude Foot Chase.” That was their headline. The real headline should have read, “Rude Dude Escapes In The Nude.” --James Corden

A CBS headline reads, “There Is Now Only One Blockbuster Left On The Planet.” The honest headline should have read, “You Haven’t Won Yet Netflix.” --James Corden

A headline from CNN reads, “A Man Bought 540 Dollars In Cookies So These Girl Scouts Can Escape The Cold.” The honest headline should have read, “Sure Buddy, That’s What They All Say.” --James Corden

A headline in The Times reads, “Foreign Leaders Shower The Trump Family With Over $140,000 Worth Of Gifts.” The honest headline should have read, “Once Again, Foreigners Shower Trump.” --James Corden

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