Harry Potter and the Toupee of Doom (That tweet is so offensive)

President Trump today claimed that Democrats manufactured the death toll of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico to make him look as bad as possible adding, quote, "If a person dies for any reason like old age, just add them onto the list." Oh, my God. That tweet is so offensive, even the Twitter bird tried to distance himself [graphic of Twitter bird flying away]. --Seth Meyers

Journalist Bob Woodward's new book detailing life within the Trump administration sold more than 750,000 copies in its first day of release. I guess it was pretty smart of him to call the book "Harry Potter and the Toupee of Doom." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”