it only took 11 seconds on the waterboard to get him to say it (Leave No Child Ahead)

"They actually had to cancel summer school, because we have no money to pay for it. Most summer school programs in L.A. have been cancelled. It's part of a new program they're rolling out called 'Leave No Child Ahead.'" --Jimmy Kimmel

"Former Vice President, current Wal-Mart greeter Dick Cheney, surprised everyone in a speech yesterday when he said that he supports a state's right to legalize gay marriage. And it only took 11 seconds on the waterboard to get him to say it." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Actually, Cheney has a gay daughter and he said that in his mind, freedom means freedom for everyone. And then he snarled and bit an infant, but I think it was an accident." --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”