Pointy! They're like a triangle (Shalom Amigos)

"President Obama gave a big historic speech yesterday in Egypt. President Obama impressed listeners by beginning his speech with the traditional Islamic greeting, "Salaam Aleikum." Yea, it's very cool. Yea it was especially impressive because a year ago, President Bush opened with 'Shalom Amigos.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Obama's continuing his world tour. Yesterday he was in Egypt, did you see that? He visited the Pyramids of Giza. And he called them 'awe-inspiring.' That was an improvement over President Bush's tour of the pyramids. He called them 'pointy. They're like a triangle.'" --Jimmy Fallon

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