My money says she's a Fox News anchor by the ... by now. By right now (which is Latin for thigh of Rush Limbaugh)

"Some controversy today surrounding Miss California, Carrie Prejean. She's the one who said she was against same-sex marriage. Some wanted her to be stripped of her title because of it, but Donald Trump, who owns the pageant, said no, she's entitled to her opinion and she'll remain Miss California. Well, today he fired her, which is what he does, I guess. My money says she's a Fox News anchor by the ... by now. By right now." --Jimmy Kimmel

"This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through." --Jimmy Fallon

"Big science news. A new element will be added to the periodic table. It's the heaviest element in the table. It's called ununbium, which is Latin for 'thigh of Rush Limbaugh.'" --Jimmy Fallon

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