Well, I thought, mission accomplished (So, you want to be a conservative?)

"Connecticut Senator Christopher Dodd, a Democrat, has announced he is running for president. Dodd said over the past few weeks he's been having a conversation with the mirror about running. The bad news? Today, the guy in the mirror came out in favor of Barack Obama." --Jay Leno

"Did you see President Bush last night on '60 Minutes'? Bush said we are in a ideological struggle with evildoers. I think he's talking about the Democrats. Bush admitted to making mistakes in Iraq and says he has learned from these mistakes and will do better in Iran." --David Letterman

"In the interview, Bush said popularity is not his goal. Well, I thought, mission accomplished." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”