See? Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races (too much body positivity)

At the Tour de France today the police were trying to control protestors at the race by spraying tear gas, but they held up the race because they accidentally sprayed the cyclists. See? Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races. --James Corden

They halted the race because of tear gas? That's the least dangerous chemical the average Tour de France rider has in their system. --James Corden

A man in New Hampshire was arrested after walking around a Planet Fitness gym completely naked. He defended himself by telling officers he thought it was a “judgment-free zone," because that's the gym's motto. So apparently, there is such a thing as too much body positivity. --James Corden

On the bright side, the rest of the gym members got some great cardio running out of the building screaming. --James Corden

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