A conservative is a man who two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward (Uh, you first)

"President Bush has called on Iraq for a better performance by their government. And today, Iraq said, 'Uh, you first.'" --Jay Leno

"President Bush's new plan is called 'The Way Forward.' Don't confuse that with the previous president, Bill Clinton. He had a similar policy. His was called 'Way Too Forward.'" --Jay Leno

"A lot of Democrats and Republicans are coming out against Bush's plan for Iraq. It's nice to see Democrats and Republicans on the same page, especially when it's not a congressional page." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”