It's almost as if he was reading our mail or listening to our phone calls (Saddam got a warmer reception at his hanging)

"Senator John Kerry went to the floor to make what he called an 'important and urgent announcement' [on screen: Kerry talking about a variety of things and concluding that he will not run for WH '08]. Unfortunately, this is another example of sloppy journalism. The media said this is Kerry announcing he will not run in 2008. In fact, this was Kerry simply completing his concession speech from 2004." --Jon Stewart

"President Bush gave the State of the Union address last night. I would say Bush got a cold reception from the Democratically-controlled Congress. I think Saddam got a warmer reception at his hanging." --Jay Leno

"That room was so cold last night, Hillary was comfortable." --Jay Leno

"I'll give President Bush credit though. He addressed the problems troubling Americans -- the war in Iraq, the economy, the need to develop alternative fuels. He seemed to know what we were thinking. It's almost as if he was reading our mail or listening to our phone calls." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”