He sworn in on not just a Bible, but the Bible (Private Meeting, Do NOT Disturb)

"The new Democratic Congress being sworn in and oh, former Speaker Dennis Hastert does not look happy. I would not want to be the gallon of Ben & Jerry's waiting in his freezer." --Jon Stewart

"Those sworn in included a diverse group of Democrats, from Minnesota's Keith Ellison, America's first Muslim congressman who chose to be sworn in on a Koran, and 89-year-old Robert Byrd, sworn in on not just a Bible, but the Bible." --Jon Stewart

"The real history was being made in the House of Representatives where Nancy Pelosi became America's first female Speaker of the House [on screen: Pelosi offering children to come 'touch the gavel' after she was elected speaker]. I'm pretty sure that's what got the last Congress in trouble." --Jon Stewart

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