Ousted Republicans Took Bibles With Them (First Name: 'The Late')

"When the Republicans were in power, their version of reality was worth ignoring facts for [on screen: And they did]. Now the Democrats are running the show and their version of reality is, unfortunately, based on reality, and we've got to bring the fight to them.. 

[on screen: Unless They're In A Cave in Tora Bora]. 

Fight fire with fire. Fight facts with facts. Here's a fact: The Democrats labeled the last Congress 'do-nothing,' but since the Democratic Congress convened last Thursday, they've already taken half of their days off..

[on screen: Saturday and Sunday]. 

Here's another fact: Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein. Sound familiar? Saddam Hussein's last name is Hussein.. 

[on screen: First Name: 'The Late']. 

Another fact: Democratic Representative Keith Ellison of Minnesota was sworn into Congress on a Koran. I don't need to tell you what that means.. 

[on screen: Ousted Republicans Took Bibles With Them]." 

--Stephen Colbert, from The Colbert Report

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