So it's about the same chance Joe Biden has of being president (Something, of course, Bill already knows)

"Ricky Martin -- you know, he's a big Bush supporter and performed at George Bush's first inauguration -- is condemning President Bush and the Iraq war now at his concerts. Ricky Martin wants us out of Iraq now. Of course the Bush administration has not commented. They're still waiting to hear from Marc Anthony." --Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is being pressed on why she hasn't apologized for voting in favor of the war in Iraq. This week, in a reply, Hillary actually told voters who were upset about this: 'You have other choices.' Something, of course, Bill already knows." --Jay Leno

"A team of astronauts, engineers and scientists have asked the United Nations to make plans to deflect a giant asteroid that could hit Earth on April 13, 2036. There's a one in 45,000 chance it could hit. So it's about the same chance Joe Biden has of being president." --Jay Leno

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