I guess he misses being humiliated by other men since he stopped running for president (salute a plate of General Tso's chicken)

The president is taking heat because of footage released by the North Korean state media in which Trump salutes a North Korean general during his honeymoon getaway with Kim Jong Un. The reason that's a big deal is because the president, as commander in chief, is only supposed to salute OUR military. Not other people's militaries. You get the idea Donald Trump would salute a plate of General Tso's chicken. --Jimmy Kimmel

Saturday I will be in Houston, Texas, to play a one-on-one game of basketball against Senator Ted Cruz. This came about after I compared him to a blobfish while he was at a Rockets game. So he challenged me to play. I guess he misses being humiliated by other men since he stopped running for president. --Jimmy Kimmel

The rest of the world was focused on day one of the World Cup. Even if you don't follow soccer, the World Cup is a chance to see some of the greatest athletes on the planet fall down and grab their shins for no reason over and over again. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”