There was some big Supreme Court news today. The highest court in the land has struck down a federal law that banned sports gambling. So now it’s going to be legal to bet on sports. Then every sports fan in America was like, “Oh, good! We can start betting now.” Whew. This is all part of Trump’s new economic initiative, “a failed casino for every state.” --James Corden
The Supreme Court ruling came down seven-to-two, which is weird because my bookie had it at eight-to-one. Before the ruling, it was only legal to gamble in the state of Nevada. As a result, Las Vegas is changing their slogan to, “What happens in Vegas, apparently happens in other places now, too.” --James Corden
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