Said the water buffalo, “I GET it, I’m FAT.” (30-second ads)

According to a new study, millennials are waiting longer to have sex. Because, unlike my generation, they have to watch a 30-second ad first. --Seth Meyers

Police in Germany recently spent nine hours using a crane to lift an escaped water buffalo from a highway. Said the water buffalo, “I GET it, I’m FAT.” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”