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Wednesday, May 23, 2018

he's going to throw in a case of marshmallow peeps (It's open season on the first two)


"Health officials are now warning that prescription sleeping pills can cause something called 'sleep driving.' It causes people to get up in the middle of the night, drive somewhere, and have no memory of where they went or what they did. To which Bill told Hillary, 'See!'" --Jay Leno
"Rudy Giuliani says the press can attack him all they want, but they should lay off his wife. Giuliani added, 'I just mean this wife. It's open season on the first two.'" --Conan O'Brien
"I've got some good news. Earlier today, the president of Iran announced he's going to free the 15 British hostages as an Easter gift. As an extra bonus, the Iranian president said he's going to throw in a case of marshmallow peeps." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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