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Saturday, April 7, 2018

the Bush administration -- this is true -- doesn't appear to know what it's doing (raise money for a facial)






































"Because of the storms back East, over 250,000 people still without power. In fact, it was so bad in Washington, D.C., Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had to resort to destroying e-mails by hand." --Jay Leno

"Presidential hopeful John Edwards had a $400 Beverly Hills haircut. That's a lot of dough. Honest to God, ladies and gentleman, this hair piece didn't cost me $400." --David Letterman

"Here's the worst part: Earlier tonight, Edwards hosted a dinner to raise money for a facial." --David Letterman

"The Bush administration is searching for a war czar to manage all the wars we're in and cut through the federal bureaucracy. Because federal bureaucracy is why we're losing. So far, at least five four-star generals have declined the position, some citing that the Bush administration -- this is true -- doesn't appear to know what it's doing." --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.




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