one prostitute was sent over to the Lincoln Memorial to give Abe a lap dance (you would hate to see Iraq become unstable)

"This ring of prostitutes apparently had a very elite group of clients. In fact, one girl was sent over to the Lincoln Memorial to give Abe a lap dance." --David Letterman

"Politicians were paying hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars for sex. And I thought ... that's better than spending that kind of money on a haircut." --David Letterman

"President Bush vetoed the Iraq troop withdrawal bill. He said it would turn the country into a cauldron of chaos. And you hate to see Iraq become unstable." --David Letterman

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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