I'm Keeping an Eye on Him tour (thanks for watching, Mr. President)

The Trump administration is about to unveil its Middle East peace plan. It involves giving everyone guns. --Conan O’Brien

In an interview, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos says she’s not unqualified for the job, just "misunderstood." The actual word she used was "misunderstoodinated." --Conan O’Brien

Fox News is about to debut its new tagline. Instead of "fair and balanced," they're going with “thanks for watching, Mr. President.” --Conan O’Brien

Beyoncé announced that she is going on tour this summer with Jay-Z. It’s the "I'm Keeping an Eye on Him" tour. --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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