Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin won a fourth term as president of Russia. It’s Putin’s first presidential victory since the 2016 American election. --James Corden
Putin won in a landslide. He got 77 percent of the vote. In other news, 23 percent of the Russian population has gone missing today. --James Corden
In financial news, billionaire investor Warren Buffett is facing some criticism after saying in a recent interview, “You will not be way happier if you double your net worth.” Spoken like someone who has $90 billion. But he is partially right. Happiness does not come from net worth. It comes from the things you can BUY because of your net worth. He might have a point because thanks to student loan debt, most people’s net worth is negative $40,000. And you do not want to double that. --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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