I would have been there, but Jesus needed me (Raptured out of there)

"A new poll of Democratic voters in Iowa has found that senior citizens prefer Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately for Hillary, the seniors still rank her third behind apple sauce and creamed spinach." --Conan O'Brien

"Let's turn to the 2008 election. As you know, if you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold a debate at your house, whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach. They have a big tent, you're just not allowed in it. Their candidates have already skipped forums with gays, Hispanics and bloggers, leaving Perez Hilton 0 for 3. But did you know they'll even blow off their own base? Last month, the four GOP frontrunners did not show at a debate sponsored by Evangelical Christians. There you see the podiums where Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson,  John McCain and Mitt Romney either never showed up or were Raptured out of. I would have been there, but Jesus needed me." --Jon Stewart

     

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