For those who
are visiting us, welcome to Los Angeles — home of the Dodgers who are in the
World Series tonight. The Dodgers and the Houston Astros. Dodgers won the first
game last night. It was the hottest World Series game ever, 103 degrees. I was
at the game. They didn’t have to cook the Dodger Dogs, that’s how hot it was.
–Jimmy Kimmel
President
Trump has been feuding with a couple of senators from his own party — Jeff
Flake of Arizona and Bob Corker of Tennessee are on his list right now. The
president decided to tweet about this today. He said there are NO problems in
the GOP; in fact, they love him so much they cannot sit down when he walks in a
room, “multiple standing ovations.” Who wants to be the one who tell him that
people are required to stand when the president enters the room? That’s not an
accomplishment. That’s like saying, “Every time I walk into a Starbucks, guy
behind the counter asks me if I want coffee.” –Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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