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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

If that’s true, Shia LaBeouf died in 1982 (Wonder Woman, pt. 2)



In Michigan, a Republican congressman said that God would “take care of” climate change. So now, a group of polar bears are on their way to “take care of” a Republican congressman in Michigan. –Conan O’Brien
A new study claims that popular people may live longer than unpopular people. If that’s true, Shia LaBeouf died in 1982. –Conan O’Brien
In protest of President Trump abandoning the Paris climate accord, the CEO of Disney has resigned from Trump’s business advisory council. It’s not a good sign when a company led by a giant talking mouse is telling the president to be more realistic. –Conan O’Brien
The “Wonder Woman” movie shattered the glass ceiling, breaking $100 million in box office sales. In fact, the only way “Wonder Woman” could have done better is if she had campaigned in Wisconsin. –Conan O’Brien




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