Despite the
allegations, President Trump said he has “total confidence” in Jeff Sessions.
In other words, Trump’s waiting until the weekend to fire him. –Conan O’Brien
One of
the biggest viral sensations right now is a YouTube livestream of a pregnant
giraffe waiting to give birth. The cutest part is when she tells the father
giraffe, “You did this to me, now put down that goddamn camera.” –Conan O’Brien
Attorney General Jeff
Sessions held a press conference today and recused himself from any Department
of Justice investigations into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia. Said Trump,
“May I also be recused?” –Seth Meyers
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