Attorney General
Jeff Sessions recused himself from any investigations into Trump’s ties with
Russia. But he still claims he did not lie under oath. Then he said, “I’m not
under oath right now, am I?” –Jimmy Fallon
As you’d expect,
many people are very upset with Jeff Sessions. But White House Press Secretary
Sean Spicer said that when Sessions denied having contact with Russia, he was
being “100 percent straight.” Even Mike Pence was like, “C’mon, no one is 100
percent straight.” –Jimmy Fallon
Apparently, House
Republicans are keeping their Obamacare replacement bill hidden in a basement
in Congress, and other lawmakers can’t get to it. Then Nicolas Cage was like,
“Don’t worry, you guys — I got this! I gotta break through the dome and find
the hidden treasure!” –Jimmy Fallon
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