Drug
dealers are now stamping individually wrapped heroin packets with Donald
Trump’s face. So finally a Trump-branded product that people actually want to
buy. It’s selling like crazy. –Conan O’Brien
The New England
Patriots made what turned out to be the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history
to beat the Atlanta Falcons in overtime last night. Who doesn’t like to see the
overdogs win? –Jimmy Kimmel
Just like the
election — a rich white guy married to a model from another country, who
seemingly had no chance of winning, actually did win. –Jimmy Kimmel
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