"Did
you all see Barack Obama and Hillary last night at that debate? Did you see
them sitting side by side, staring at the camera? They looked like one of those
bad local eyewitness news teams. 'Let's go to Barack for the weather. Thank
you, Hillary.'" --Jay Leno
"I think Hillary is getting a
little too sensitive. Like when they asked her about the surge, she said she
didn't want to talk about Barack's poll numbers." --Jay Leno
"We
had Senator John
McCain on the show last
night. If he wins, he would be the oldest president ever to take office. But
the good news, at 71, he would be eligible for pre-boarding on Air Force
One." --Jay Leno
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