Adele won five
Grammys while Beyoncé only won two. And if that weren’t enough, Adele then
announced she was pregnant with triplets. –Conan O’Brien
Scientists are
hoping to use quinoa to fight world hunger. After hearing this, hungry people
all around the world said, “Actually, we’re good.” –Conan O’Brien
At an international
tennis match, U.S. officials accidentally played the Nazi national anthem.
White House adviser Steve Bannon was outraged and said, “We’re not rolling that
out till August — c’mon!” –Conan O’Brien
The U.S. Army has
officially lifted its ban on soldiers having dreadlocks. This is good news for
the Army’s elite Hacky Sack Corps. –Conan O’Brien
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