A man in Vietnam
was hospitalized after doctors realized that he had a pair of scissors in his
digestive system that had been left there by a previous surgery that he had 18
years ago. I mean this guy is so lucky. Come on, free scissors! –James Corden
The sad part is
after they sewed him up the second time the doctor was like wait, "where's
my watch?" –James Corden
If you feel bad for
the guy who didn't know he had scissors inside him, imagine being the guy
standing behind him in the TSA line. –James Corden
Amazingly, he
rarely suffered any pain over those 18 years. But from time to time he did get
a bit snippy. –James Corden
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