"Hillary Clinton
blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She
wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know like, "How do you shoot
someone and make it look like an accident?" --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney gave an
interview to Fox News. Some are accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My
answer to that is, 'Well, does a vice president shoot in the woods?'"
--David Letterman
"Evil Democrat
Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the
Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video
comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
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