"The debates are coming up soon.
Yesterday, the moderators for the presidential and vice presidential debates
were announced. Two of them are from PBS. That's right. After hearing this,
President Bush said, 'They got Burt and Ernie?!'" --Conan O'Brien
"There's a new poll that was done by the
Lifetime network that is determined to have more American women who'd rather
car pool or go on vacation with Barack Obama than John McCain. 51% for Obama to
31% for McCain. And that 31% fell to just 2% when it was specified that McCain
would be driving in that carpool." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Actually, analysts say a weak economy is
causing less energy use, resulting in falling oil prices. Yeah. Basically, the
worse the economy, the lower the oil prices. Which means if Bush could serve
one more term, oil would be free." --Jay Leno
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