A group of
scientists say they have been able to give paralyzed monkeys back the control
of their legs using new implants. Monkeys who got their implants were like, “My
eyes are up here.” –Seth Meyers
Trump is now
receiving the classified daily intelligence briefing known as “the book,”
making it the only book he owns that doesn’t have his picture on it. –Stephen
Colbert
Today, the transfer
of power began when President Obama hosted Trump at the White House for the
most surprising remake of “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner.” –Stephen Colbert
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