"The comic book
makers of 'Batman' have announced that Batman will go after Osama bin Laden. So
you see Bush does have a plan." --David Letterman
"Rumors are that the
reason Dick Cheney didn't say
anything about the hunting
accident for about 24 hours was because he had been drinking. And I'm thinking,
well jeez, he was probably drinking when we planned the invasion of
Iraq." --David Letterman
"In the Olympics, United States leads in gold medals with six but we’re behind in bronze medals. I don’t think Bush quite understands this. Did you hear what he said today? What don’t we take some of these gold medals and get them bronzed." --Jay Leno
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