The first person not to brag about running a marathon

Hillary Clinton is headed to L.A. this month to attend a fundraiser hosted by "Spider-Man" star Tobey Maguire. Hillary is a big fan of Spider-Man because he proves that Americans still love sequels.—Jimmy Fallon

Last weekend, 92-year-old Harriette Thompson became the oldest woman ever to complete a marathon. While the guy who finished after her made history by being the first person not to brag about running a marathon.-- Jimmy Fallon