Hey, don't drag me into this publicity stunt.

Donald Trump announced that he’s running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be “the greatest jobs president that God ever created.” Then God said, "Hey, don't drag me into this publicity stunt."—Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump told ABC news that if he had Oprah as a running mate, they could easily win. Although you know who’d definitely win? Oprah WITHOUT Donald Trump.—Jimmy Fallon

Congrats to the Golden State Warriors, who beat the Cleveland Cavaliers to win the NBA championship. But it was a little awkward. Mark Jackson, who was fired as the Warriors' coach last season, was one of the broadcasters for ABC. That is basically the sports equivalent of the bride’s ex giving a wedding toast.—Jimmy Fallon