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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

8 pounds, 2 ounces, and 20 syllables



A new study says that chimpanzees occasionally drink too much fermented palm sap, which causes them to act drunk. Researchers could tell the chimps were drunk when one of them suggested karaoke.—Jimmy Fallon

Congrats to Benedict Cumberbatch and his wife, who just welcomed a baby boy. Now the real challenge: finding a name other than Benedict that actually goes with Cumberbatch. --Jimmy Fallon

Benedict Cumberbatch and his wife just welcomed a baby boy. The baby was 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and 20 syllables. --Jimmy Fallon


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