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Saturday, June 20, 2015

It really helps that you make $65 million a year.



Donald Trump is running for president, and I couldn't be happier about it. He promised he would be "the greatest jobs president that God ever created." I think President Trump would be a very good thing for jobs in this country — specifically for my job here at this show. –Jimmy Kimmel

Last night the Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers to win their first NBA title in 40 years. Andre Iguodala of the Warriors was named the MVP, which is great news for everyone except whoever has to engrave that name on a trophy. –Jimmy Kimmel

It was a devastating loss for Cavs superstar LeBron James. He lost both the NBA Finals and 40 percent of his hairline. It's times like these when it really helps that you make $65 million a year. –Jimmy Kimmel



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