"Pope
Francis announced that next year he is coming to the United States, or as Fox
News is reporting it, 'Obama lets in yet another guy from South America.'"
–Conan O'Brien
"Scientists say the European space probe that landed on
the comet has detected organic matter. This means there could be either life in
space or a Whole Foods. We just don't know." –Conan O'Brien
"This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous,
hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said Anonymous
is just a bunch of cowards who don't have the courage to show their
faces." –Conan O'Brien
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