"I'm so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He
brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I'm a little
concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be
comfortable, but not too comfortable." –Jimmy Fallon
"New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8
million rats. Now we're down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose
four electoral votes." –David Letterman
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