"The NRA made an ad saying
that Obama is elitist because
his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need
special protection. I love the NRA accusing anyone of being paranoid. It's like
a septic tank saying, 'You need a mint.'" –Bill Maher
"Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control
disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer.
You know, I know you're not supposed to say this about elected officials, but I
would pay to see Rick Perry defend himself against a school shooter with
prayer. I guess that's just a crazy fantasy, Rick Perry in a school."
–Bill Maher
"The best advertisement for torture is not Dick Cheney and
people like that who support it, it is Hollywood. At the Golden Globes, it's movies.
Ben Affleck won for playing a CIA officer, Claire Danes won for playing a CIA
officer, Jessica Chastain won for playing a CIA officer and of course, Julianne
Moore won for playing Sarah Palin, a master of
counter intelligence." –Bill Maher
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