Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex

"Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are both against gay marriage. Really, against gay marriage? I tell you, the problem with this is they’d make such a cute couple.” –David Letterman



“Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.” –David Letterman



“Yesterday Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Mitt Romney all said that if elected president they would eliminate porn. In a related story, President Obama has already been re-elected.” –Conan O'Brien

John Hulse painting