There is still plenty of time not to vote for him

“Rick Perry decided he would stay in the race, so there is still plenty of time not to vote for him.” –David Letterman





“Apparently a large branch of Mitt Romney’s family lives in Mexico. His grandfather in the late 1800s moved his whole family to Mexico to avoid being prosecuted for polygamy. Mitt can use that to show that he’s tough on immigration. His family kicked themselves out of the country.” –Jimmy Kimmel

 

“The remaining Republican candidates are in New Hampshire this weekend, where they will have two debates in the span of 12 hours. And this is just the regular season. Wait until the playoffs.” –Jimmy Kimmel



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