From the man who brought you Sarah Palin!

"John McCain has endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Now, it didn’t help that McCain began his endorsement by saying, ‘From the man who brought you Sarah Palin.'" –Conan O'Brien



"Mitt Romney won the Iowa caucuses by defeating Rick Santorum by only eight votes. That's a record. To give you an idea of how close that is, if all of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives voted for Santorum, he would have won by 15." –Conan O'Brien 



"In her concession speech, Michele Bachmann said, 'I mean what I say.' Then she thanked her speech writer, Popeye." –Conan O'Brien 

John Hulse painting