"Experts say Mitt Romney needs Latino support in elections. Romney says, I'll never pander to any group or mi nombre no es Mitt Romney." –Jimmy Fallon
"Rick Perry’s presidential campaign is in trouble. So, they're now selling his merchandise two for one. You get a foam finger, a key chain & I forget the third thing." –Jimmy Fallon
"Researchers found a frog in new guinea that is so tiny, they believe it's the smallest vertebrate on the planet. It has the tiniest backbone of any living creature, except members of Congress." –Jay Leno
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