If Romney legally changes his name to Mittens, he's got my vote!

"Rick Santorum's campaign is celebrating the Iowa caucuses with a pizza party. Here's the embarrassing part: It was delivered by Herman Cain." –Jay Leno 


"Rick Santorum lost by 8 votes. He'd have won if he'd just gotten the gay vote." –Jay Leno





"According to new poll done by '60 minutes,' 2 percent of voters believe that Mitt Romney's real name, his real first name, is Mittens. That's true. If Romney legally changes his name to Mittens, he's got my vote." –Jimmy Kimmel 

John Hulse painting