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Showing posts with label power grid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label power grid. Show all posts

Friday, January 2, 2026

Now get away from our castle! (the lights are on when no one is home)


"After a photographer was accused of harassing the royal baby Prince George, lawyers for Prince William and Kate Middleton said that their son 'must be permitted to lead as ordinary a life as possible.' They then added, 'Now get away from our castle!'" –Seth Meyers


"The design for George W. Bush's presidential library was unveiled Wednesday in Dallas, and features a lantern-shaped roof that will glow at night. Mr. President, I don't want to make any more jokes about you being dumb, but you have to meet me halfway. Don't build a library where the lights are on when no one is home." –Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Power Grid (starter pistols)


Protesters in Portland held an emergency naked bike ride. Why was it called an emergency? Because witnesses needed immediate eye surgery. —Greg Gutfeld


Yesterday was the big Chicago marathon. It's the only race where the starter pistol gets return fire. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, February 26, 2021

Looks like you've had a bit too much to think (New York wasn’t a state back then!)


February 2021

“The state of America’s power grids, under scrutiny after widespread blackouts left millions of Texans without power or water during a polar vortex. The four power grids in North America – western, eastern, Quebec and Texas – constitute the most massive machine that man has ever built. And it’s amazing how it connects the entire continent – I mean, just think, while you’re blending a smoothie in your kitchen, Donald Trump is using the same electricity to shred his tax returns.” —Trevor Noah


“Our power grid is a massive system that unfortunately, like a tweet from 2010, hasn’t aged well. The US grid loses power almost three times more often than it did in 1984, and far more than other industrialized nations; most of its power infrastructure hasn’t been updated in decades. This is pretty worrisome – America’s living in 2021 with an electric grid that’s barely been updated in the last 50 years. You have to update technology more often than that, people! I mean imagine trying to get through your life with the first iPhone. You couldn’t even use the maps app because New York wasn’t a state back then!” —Trevor Noah


“And the problems with the power grid are getting worse, as the grids are liable to shutdowns from climate change-fueled extreme weather and cyber-attacks. This is a scary future that the world is facing, but the good news is the United States now has Space Force. I mean, they won’t be able to protect the power grid, but if it does go down, someone in space can look down on Earth and be like, ‘Yeah, it looks like the lights are out down there.” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”