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Showing posts with label Wikipedia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wikipedia. Show all posts

Sunday, July 2, 2017

it should have been obvious when he referred to the country's leader as President 404 Error: File Not Found




"Nation, a few months back, John McCain was asked whether he used a PC or a Mac. He said something shocking [on screen: McCain saying he relies on wife Cindy for help with the computer]. Which confirms a long-standing rumor that Cindy McCain is half computer. Now, a lot of people have said a guy who can't use a computer is the wrong person for the White House. Last time I checked, the president only needs to know how to press one button." --Stephen Colbert

"And now comes proof that McCain has learned to use a computer, because evidently, he has plagiarized from the internets. Congressional Quarterly reported this week that John McCain may have copied some facts in a recent speech on the Georgian crisis from Wikipedia. I think it should have been obvious when he referred to the country's leader as President 404 Error: File Not Found." --Stephen Colbert




Friday, June 2, 2017

10,000 bombs to one (pandering to the youth vote)



"John McCain has been accused of stealing policy ideas from Wikipedia, which is ridiculous! Everybody “knows McCain doesn’t know how to use the Internet, so how could you even accuse him of that?" --Craig Ferguson


"Barack Obama said today he wouldn’t raise taxes on anyone over 70 and McCain said Obama was just pandering to the youth vote." --Craig Ferguson
"Now we move to our anti-Olympic update. Russia has taken a commanding lead over Georgia! Trouncing the former Soviet satellite 10,000 bombs to one." --Jon Stewart